Hey everyone! I really want to start blogging but need more followers! Spread me like herpes on the Jersey Shore!
Fruit Genitalia
First of all, I feel obligated to inform you of the content of my soon to be written blogs; My writings consist of impulsive and explicit swearing, completely inappropriate topics, as well as vulgar notions and intentions. My words may cause discomfort, confusion, and awkward silences. So, if you feel you may be offended or appalled, please stop reading now-that means you grandma.
Alrighty so I’m Caitlyn BUSH, I guess I’ll tell you a little about myself… I’m 20 years old and have not the slightest inclination as to what I’m doing with my life. I’m going to college but rather be running around naked and fabricating youtube videos or playing guitar-naked. I would love to move to NY and be a stand up comedian, but one can only dream. When it comes to my personality approximately 28.53% of people think I’m incredibly strange because I’m socially obnoxious and have anger problems. I’m a walking and talking aberration-but I will let you be the judge.
Random facts?!?! I own a mini ceramic tea shop and a glass dildo-you can microwave it. My family accepts me for being a freak but I wasn’t raised this way. My dog’s name is Gremlin and he still shits in the laundry room. My father owns a rug with pieces of fruit on it that can be identified as human genitalia. I like to take my top off while jumping over furniture or climbing trees; this usually indicates I’m intoxicated. I love bunnies but their shitting tendencies resemble a chocolate covered raisin dispenser.
If you want to hear more from me I will be posting random rants every few days! So follow a bitch and I promise to make you smile with all of my crazy thoughts. :)
